Just stay the hell out of her kitchen if you know what’s good for you.

Mother's Day Gift Guide 2017

Rosé Relaxation Set
Winc | $100

All the sea-salt spa goods and wine she needs to shut the door and enter a spa for one after the last guest shuffles off. If you really want to send her over the moon, throw in a Corkcicle Air to keep the wine cool while she’s in the bath. 

Food Box Subscription  
Try The World | From $19

For the culinary empress, a monthly subscription box with goodies from around the world. It’s like a passport for your kitchen.

Hurom H-AA Rose Gold Slow Juicer
Hurom | $459

If you’re gonna get her a $400 juicer, at least get one that’s, y’know, not completely useless (cough Juicero cough).

Sweet Breakfast
Dean & Deluca | $75

Don’t just give it to her.
Surprise her with breakfast in bed, buddy.

Pressed Floral Glasses Set
Urban Outfitters | $16

Pair with a bottle of her favorite spirit. You wouldn’t gift someone an empty wallet, after all.