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While today might seem like just a regular Wednesday, real heads know it’s actually a very special day seeing as how the date is 6/9, i.e. the nicest day of the year. Don’t worry, as it’s not too late to celebrate the occasion — in honor of today’s date, Tushy is offering $69 bidets when you buy two or more with code SIXNINEDAY.
Now you can stock up on bidets for every bathroom in your house, meaning you can bless not only yourself but any future guests with the bliss that is a clean ass. Because if you’re gonna 69, you’d be wise to make sure your nether regions are spotless — for your partner’s sake at least.
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