Culture | October 9, 2014 9:00 am

Dwell Played

By The Editors

Conventional wisdom holds that ol’ Rudy Giuliani ran most of the p*rn outta this town.

Thankfully he missed the kind that gets New Yorkers hottest under the collar — house p*rn.

And here’s where you get your fix of that sweet, sweet SFW eye candy: Dwell’s Home Tours, an in-person gander at a collection of ritzy New York pads, taking place this weekend.

Five impeccably designed abodes. Stroll them at your leisure. On the docket:

But don’t just take our word for it — check out our ogle-worthy sneak preview of the homes on the tour.

And be sure to check the full slate of other Dwell on Design happenings, including the Dwell pop-up store’s first New York appearance at 82 Mercer.

Grab enough aesthete-friendly gear and you just may find your own home on the tour next year.

Nota bene: As a special for InsideHook readers, Dwell’s offering ten bucks off your ticket. Just use code IHNY14 at checkout. Happy house hunting.