Definitive Proof That Emily Ratajkowski Is Really Bad at Walking Her Dog

Let's check out the tape.

By Evan Bleier

 
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16 March 2017

When DKNY unveiled a video of Emily Ratajkowski walking a dog for its “Good Morning, New York” campaign, we couldn’t help but notice something was amiss.

Sure, it’s reasonable enough to believe that the L.A.-based model sleeps topless while hugging rumpled white sheets on a double bed, and maybe even that she wakes up chipper as a jaybird, with a smile on her face and perfect hair atop her head. But Ratajkowski emerging from her apartment in nothing but lacy black underwear to walk her dog? Smells fishy.

Because there’s no way in hell that Ratajkowski actually walks that dog.

Just look at her form: The leash isn't looped around her wrist. She completely fails to keep her eyes on the ground, where her pooch could find discarded chicken bones to scarf down. She's in the middle of the street, despite the fact that there's a perfectly good sidewalk five feet to her right. And nary a poop bag in sight.

We were born at night, Ratajkowski, but it wasn’t last night. Your ruse, albeit alluring, has failed.

If you don’t believe us, just watch it again — multiple times, if you have to. We did.

Tsk, tsk.

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