40 Things That Look Better Wrapped

A curiously specific gift guide for all the curiously specific people in your life

40 Things That Look Better Wrapped

“Chance furnishes me what I need,” wrote James Joyce. “I am like a man who stumbles along; my foot strikes something, I bend over and it is exactly what I want.”

If only gift-giving were so straightforward. Herein: we endeavor to make it thus. This is the curiously specific gift guide for all the curiously specific people in your life — er, 40 of them, at least.

Need something for the mom who hangs out in the wine cellar? The wingman you met shoveling snow for beer money freshman year? The dad who collects garage projects? The wife who still parties?

We’ve got them, along with the rest of your consorts and family, sorted. We even threw in a few gifts for ol’ numero uno himself. Because no matter what Jimmy says, there’s only one way to ensure you get exactly what you want this year.

Netflix and F*** That, Let’s Go Out

Diamond Kite Pendant Necklace by She Adorns

2135

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Netflix and Help the Kids with Homework

Halo Studs by GrisGris Factory

2450

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Netflix and The Annual Humane Society Benefit

1880s Star pendant by Erie Basin

2175

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We Literally Just Watch Netflix

Charm bracelet by Tiffany

600

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Who collects… Garage Projects

craft brewing kit by box brew kits

279

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Who Collects… Doctor’s Appointments

DIY Butcher kit by Browning

89.88

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Who collects… almanacs

Weather station by Best Made

172

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Who collects… Vinyl

45 Record case by De Jong and co

850

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Who hangs out in … Your Childhood Bedroom

Legacybox by Legacybox

75

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Who hangs Out in … the Master Bathroom

Chanel No 5 Duo Set by Chanel

184

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Who hangs Out in … the Wine Cellar

Club W membership by Club W

39

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Who hangs Out in … a Commercial-Quality Kitchen

Knife set by NHB Knives

599

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Most likely to… crash something

Lexus rc f remote control car

350

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most likey to… do hard time

snowblaster pro by hammacher schlemmer

34.95

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most likely to… major in art history

alexander girard alphabet blocks by house industries

100

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most likely to… live in your basement

acoustic guitar package by trendy

84.99

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Who You Met … at Crossfitter’s Anonymous

English Longhorns by Birddogs

54

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Who You Met … Crashing a Yacht Party in Cap d’Antibes

GOLD-PLATED ROPE CUFFLINKS by miansai

105

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Who You Met … in Denver

Leafs by Snoop

40

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Who You Met … Shoveling Snow for Beer Money

Filson x Burton Mitt by Burton

89.95

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Her last boyfriend: did yoga

running hare silk pillow by klaus haapaniemi

126

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Her last boyfriend: drove a rusty landcruiser

the field guide collection by wildsam

88.98

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her last boyfriend: peripheral member of the p***y posse

avery tote bag by ella rabener

1040

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her last boyfriend: a “dj”

portable speaker by beoplay

400

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Billing: $1K-$10K

Caviar by Roe

550

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billing:$10k-$50K

watch winder by bernard favre

1270

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Billing: $50K – $100K

25 Year Single Malt by The Dalmore

949

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Billing: $100K+

1983 30 Year Single Malt by Port Ellen

3399

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2016 Resolution: Guest-Star in “Fargo”

Golden Bear Bomber by Shinola

495

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2016 Resolution: Embarrass Your Kids

Longboard Stroller by Quinny

688

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2016 Resolution: Get 10k Instagram Followers

M (Typ 262) by Leica

5195

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2016 Resolution: Construct Additional Pylons!

Emperor LX by MWE Lab

21500

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