Britannia, we have a lot to thank you for.
The Stones. Naomi Campbell. Dr. Who. Tasty ales.
And now: high-class orgies.
Introducing Killing Kittens, a British sex club that advertises itself as an “Eyes Wide Shut Party” for the “sexual elite,” landing on all fours in L.A. May 28th and now taking memberships.
Helmed by a former schoolmate/rowing partner to Princess Kate, Killing Kittens was founded as a safe place for lissome ladies to prowl.
The parties are thrown in swanky London flats, palatial estates and yachts harbored in St. Tropez. And now, L.A. (Their tag line: “The British are coming.”)
You’ll need to bring a lady you feel comfortable sharing, and who’s comfortable sharing you. You’re required to wear a suit and mask (they sell some).
Getting in requires membership. Ducats notwithstanding, you’ll need debonaire looks, Alfie-like joie de vivre and very good manners.
The number one rule: men don’t approach women.
After all, you don’t go to cats. They come to you.
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