Remember the days when you went to the theater to watch blue movies?
Those days are a-comin’ back: introducing the HUMP! Festival Tour, a traveling saturnalia of amateur (but artistic!) blue flicks pulling into town at the Village East Cinema April 25th. Tickets are on sale now.
Far from a ragtag homemade porno romp, HUMP! is curated and hosted by renowned sex columnist Dan Savage — a longtime Onion contributor and founder of the It Gets Better project.
Savage’s HUMP! Festival has been flushing cheeks in the Pacific Northwest since 2005, and this is the first year he’s taken his show on the road: 15 shorts featuring all manner of horizontal hustlin’, at turns poignant, funny and flat out outlandish.
Por ejemplo: puppets enacting the mythical copulation of humans and centaurs.
Sexual congress coupled with pie-throwing hijinks (clowns not guaranteed).
And at least one piece of “flash paper placed in close proximity to a human clit!”
But don’t take our word for it, check out the NSFW trailer to get a better idea.
And yeah, maybe close your office door.
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