"Party Bucket" Is the Beer-Schlepping Toolbelt Every Bucket Needs

The standard five-gallon plastic bucket is an icon of American industry.

For about $3.50, you’re looking at the durable, all-purpose vessel that every man will at some point have to invest in to get a job done — whether it’s painting the house, weeding the yard or knocking off a case of cold ones over the course of a long summer day.

Should you choose Option C (Pro tip: Choose Option C), you’re also gonna need the Party Bucket, an insulated sleeve from Dakine that turns five-gallon plastic buckets into ample, easily portable coolers in about two seconds flat.

Included: an eight-koozie holster, wine bottle holder, bottle opener and two pockets: one for your snacks, one for your drinking tools.

Not included: sunshine, five friends and a beach, golf course or campsite.

But we have a feeling those things will find you once you load her up.

Walker Loetscher

Walker is the former Editor in Chief of InsideHook. Before that, he was the Managing Editor of Howler Magazine. He attended Georgetown University, and lives in the woods with a nice lady and some dogs.