What a woeful sartorial catch 22 is Thanksgiving: while decorum dictates that we must dress respectable-like, custom ensures that we will consume enough [insert favorite fixing here] to strain the seams of said respectable-like clothing.
And with all due respect to Thanksgiving GOAT Joey Tribbiani, we fear that abandoning all sense of civility in favor of pure, glutton-enabling utilitarianism is not the solution. Or rather, not one that will be looked upon favorably by our more persnickety loved ones, damn their eyes.
But never fear — your friends at InsideHook are firm believers in subverting the system whenever possible, and thus bring you a collection of pants that may appear sartorially above-board (see: actual button at the waist), but secretly boast enough elastic brio to accommodate third-plate aspirations.
Now go forth and gorge in comfort.
Betabrand Slim Leg Dress Pant Sweatpant | $39
Uniqlo Heattech Stretch Slim-Fit Pant | $40
Lulu Lemon’s ABC Pant Classic | $128
Olivers Passage Pant | $158
Rhone Commuter City Pant | $118
AE Flex Original Straight Jean | $50
Mack Weldon Lounge Pant | $68
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Main image via Betabrand; others via their respective retailers.
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