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In case you haven’t heard, masturbation is like all the rage right now.
Thanks to COVID-19, casual bar hookups, tinder dates and other sources of sexual gratification have been officially cut off for single people. Those in relationships are either quarantining apart or likely getting close to ripping each other’s hair out (and not the sexy ripping). And unsurprisingly, sex toy sales are booming.
So we’ve decided to help you navigate this anxious, horny time by rounding up some of the best sexy gear to help solve whatever sex drought you’re going through. From toys to ease tensions and keep things exciting for quarantined couples to app-controlled vibrators for those separated, and of course, devices for those going solo.
The best part (next to guaranteed orgasms) is most sex toy retailers are having ongoing sales as a little thank you for staying home, so be sure to apply any discount codes at checkout. Happy cranking.
We’ve recommended the We-Vibe Chorus before, and we’re doing it again. Why? Because We-Vibe has some of the best couples vibrators on the market, and with the Chorus they’ve managed to make their best-selling vibe even better. With the new squeezable remote, pulsating vibrations are even easier to dictate, and the Chorus’ adjustable shape makes finding that sweet spot fast and simple. And for long-distance couples, the vibe is compatible with the free We-Connect app, so you can create custom vibes and share control from anywhere in the world.
F1s Developer’s Kit Red by LELO
Yes, this is basically a fleshlight. But what’s important is that it doesn’t look like a fleshlight, and it’s way more technologically advanced than your average masturbator sleeve. Using LELO’s SenSonic technology, F1s massages you with powerful sonic waves instead of standard vibrations for an entirely new pleasurable experience. Combine that with the Cruise Control setting that ensures you get a completely seamless, uninterrupted experience and you’ve got your dick its very own Tesla.
Fin (Finger Vibrator)
This cute, versatile finger vibrator from Dame Products was designed to make clitoral stimulation a breeze. The optional tether allows for optimal mobility, and since the Fin feels like a part of your hand, it can be easily used before, during or after sex.
A butt plug born for a quarantine. The Lovense Hush is the world’s first Bluetooth butt plug primed for long-distance relationships or solo-play. Connect the Hush to the Lovense Remote app, and you and your partner can control vibrations, create personal vibration patterns or even sync it to your favorite song, no matter the distance.
Good Clean Love Almost Naked Organic Lubricant
If you’re looking for a cleaner, healthier alternative to the lube you’ve been using, Good Clean Love’s Almost Naked Organic Lubricant is gonna be your best bet. Made from organic aloe vera, the water-based lube is thick, restorative and infused with lemon and vanilla for a light flavor. She’ll totally love you for not putting chemicals in her vagina, and it’s perfectly safe to use with toys.
The Connoisseur 4-Piece Set
This luxurious bondage set includes a lace eye mask, delicate ties and a drawstring bag. And while it’s a bit pricey for a few restraints, there’s no denying the silky set is incredibly sexy and makes for a nice quarantine surprise.
Pivot Vibrating Penis Ring by We-Vibe
A soft and stretchy cock ring designed to handle a variety of positions, solo sex and even long-distance, as you can have a partner control vibrations through the We-Connect app.
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One of our favorite sexual wellness brands, maude, just released an ultra-hydrating, multi-use bath and body oil. The organic blend of jojoba, coconut, argan, and castor oil, keeps skin soft and nourished on the reg, but can also double as a sensual massage oil.
We-Vibe Nova Rechargeable App Controlled G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator
The We-Vibe Nova is a duel point rabbit vibrator, “designed to solve the problem of losing clitoral contact while thrusting.” The arced arm flexes with her movements for a strong, consistent stimulation she can enjoy solo, with you or with you remotely via an app.
Fetish Fantasy Ltd O-Ring Gag & Nipple Clamps
Get two bondage staples for the price of one! This firm leather-strapped O-Ring gag and tension-adjustable nipple clamp combo piece get you or your partner real restrained, real fast — and for an unbeatable $20.
Hugo by LELO
Hugo might be the best looking prostate massager we’ve ever seen (and that might be the wildest sentence we’ve ever written). Featuring two powerful motors in the base and tip and a smooth, sleek design, the Hugo is certainly redefining men’s pleasure, claiming it has the potential to increase the intensity of the male climax by 33%. But whether you’re using it for solo or couples play, you’ve got plenty of time to test that assertion.
Female Ejaculation and the G-Spot
There’s never been a better time to catch up on some reading and learn a few new techniques. Sex writer and expert on female ejaculation, Deborah Sundahl, tells you everything you need to know about the G-Spot and female ejaculation — including how you and your partner can conquer them both.
Desire Luxury App-Controlled Rechargeable Panty Vibrator
This app-controlled vibrator was designed for discreet partner play but also makes for a great beginner’s vibe. With eight different vibrating patterns and twelve levels of intensity, the Desire is something you’ll look forward to using after the quarantine.
Nookii: The Hot Game for Passionate Lovers
Under normal circumstances, we’d never recommend a silly game to spice up your sex life. But things are not normal, and there’s a good chance you’ve already blown through your arsenal of board games. So why not pick up a ridiculous game you and your partner can enjoy laughing at, plus there’s a good chance it will lead to sex, judging by the 119 customer reviews.
Bondage Boutique Deluxe Fetish Sex Swing
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