A High-End Erotica Shop Just Rewrote the ’12 Days of Christmas’

Might not want to open these (NSFW) gifts in front of the kids

December 4, 2017 9:00 am

How better to celebrate the holiday season than by watching a festive NSFW video about lingerie and other boudoir-friendly accoutrement, then buying said accoutrement for yourself and your partner?

Hey, a little visual inspiration never hurt anyone.

That’s exactly what luxury lingerie brand Coco der Mer is going for with its, ahem, cheeky new take on the “12 Days of Christmas.” The London-based erotica house is touting its gift guide with an adequately NSFW version of the carol, which you can watch in full above.

Highlights include sex toys, all the bondage ideas you’ll ever need and, of course, plush lingerie sets. Basically, a handful of stocking stuffers you’ll both be excited to unwrap this year.

Head on over to Coco der Mer to see the gift guide in full.

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