Oh God, You Devil Truck

By The Editors
March 19, 2012 9:00 am

One glance at the bun and you know this isn’t your ordinary burger: warm, toasted to perfection … with a pentagram seared into the center of it.

Introducing 666 Burger Truck: an all-black “patty wagon” with a glowing red undercarriage, serving up made-to-order hamburgers made with a diabolically delicious blend of sirloin, brisket, and short rib.

Just now available for private events, parties, and catering, 666 is the first-ever mobile eatery from a Queens cuisinier known for his delicious and oddball food experiments. To take delivery, simply email your desired delivery date and the number of people to be served. Whether for Friday office lunch or a weekend rooftop party, the truck will arrive ready to serve unholy favorites like the Satan Burger and cajun-spiced Beelzeburger.

All burgers are $7 ($10 with fries), and the minimum order is 20 burgers. Also be sure to ask about 666’s special VIP cards, doled out selectively, which grant the holder access to off-the-menu items.

666 Burger Truck is available any time and will deliver to at least three of the five boroughs — because lord knows The Bronx and Staten Island are already hell and gone.

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