Of Course You Want to Print Out Trump’s Hand and Compare It to Yours

How do you measure up?

By Michael Nolledo

 
Of Course You Want to Print Out Trump’s Hand and Compare It to Yours
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03 August 2016

Remember way back when at the Republican debate in Detroit when Donald Trump defended the size of his penis by asking everyone to look at his pasty orange hands?

Time to see if the Republican presidential nominee actually measures up.

Because the true size of Trump’s hands have finally been confirmed — and unfortunately for The Donald, it appears that his hands are indeed small for a man of his height.

The answer to the most vexing political question of our time comes from the Hollywood Reporter, which retained the actual size of Trump's right hand from a display at Madame Tussaud’s wax museum in New York. They proceeded to use the evidence to create a — ahem — handy printable map for comparative purposes.

The findings say it all: the man’s got slightly below average hands. Add in the fact that he’s 6'2" (the average american male is  5'10"), and proportionately, those mitts are downright itsy-bitsy.

Click here to print out your own replica of Trump’s hands and see how you measure up.

Let’s hope you’re comparatively yuge.

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