There’s a Huge Market for Coronavirus Porn Because Of Course There Is

As they say, if it exists...

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Yes, coronavirus porn exists.
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By Kayla Kibbe / March 24, 2020 7:00 am

According the ancient teachings of Rule 34, if it exists, there’s porn for it. If there is any universal truth we can agree upon in these trying times, it’s that coronavirus does, in fact, exist. One might even say that as the pandemic sweeps the globe, stripping the earth’s citizens of jobs, family, social interaction, governmental stability, financial security and the will to live, coronavirus is quickly becoming the only thing that exists, and it shall inherit the earth after it has finished wiping any trace of human civilization off its surface.

Anyway, if we accept the premise that coronavirus exists, we must also accept the conclusion that there is porn for it, and rest assured, coronavirus porn there is. According to Pornhub stats, coronavirus searches on the platform have been on the rise since late January, with searches spiking to over 1.5 million on March 5.

In response, adult entertainment companies have unsurprisingly sought to capitalize on porn-watchers’ perverse fascination with the agent of humanity’s impending demise, with the Daily Beast tracing a recent boom in coronavirus-themed porn from a variety of erotic production houses.

Kandy’s Kisses, an indie producer known for turning trends into porn, was quick to capitalize on the pandemic, first releasing coronavirus porn over a month ago. Meanwhile, as Vice reported earlier this month, a Pornhub search for “coronavirus” returns countless videos with titles like “MILF In Coronavirus Quarantine Gets Hard Fucked for Medicine” and “Coronavirus patients fuck in quarantine room.”

While jerking it to porn based on an infectious disease that’s left thousands dead and countless more hospitalized or quarantined may seem a bit morbid, mining a catastrophic pandemic for physical pleasure might be some sufferers’ idea of making lemonade. After all, if an uncontrollable force is going to end life on earth as you know it, you might as well go out getting off to it.

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