“You got Le’Veon Bell with your first pick? Congrats!”
“Should I sit DeShone Kizer this week?”
“You’re gonna win your survivor pool this year thanks to what strategy? Tell me more!”
A new NFL season starts tomorrow. You know what that means: you will, at some point in the next five months, be overcome with the urge to tell people about your fantasy football team. But remember: there are very, very few instances when people actually want to listen to you talk about your fantasy football team. So few are these instances, in fact, that we made a handy flowchart to help you identify them.
Let’s review …
(H/t Sports Illustrated for the punny fantasy team name listed below.)