Why Is Sean Connery’s Website So Terrible?

Seriously. It's basically a GeoCities page.

September 7, 2016 9:00 am

“There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man.” — Sean Connery

Here’s a challenge, Sean: Update your resume.

As pointed out by Boing Boing, retired actor Sean Connery hasn’t updated his professional website in 13 years.

Let’s rewind to 2003, three years before Connery officially finished his acting career (outside of a few voiceover roles) because he was “fed up with the idiots” who greenlit movies.

From Connery’s historical site, you can:

  • Send an official Sean Connery ePostcard (that was a thing)
  • Enjoy his wife Micheline’s artwork
  • Download a Bond screensaver “for Windows 95 or above”

Sadly, nothing from Zardoz.

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