This Date’ll Blow Her Socks Clean Off

Buy these tickets. Eat this dinner. Watch her swoon.

March 13, 2017 9:00 am

We wish we could see the text messages she’s gonna send her friends after this one.

Because this date is a pure, unfiltered no-brainer.

You’re going to dress to the nines. You’re going to wine and dine. And you’re going to cap it all off with tickets to the newest spectacle from the cats behind Sleep No More.

Caveat: this surefire night is so sublime you’ll need to calendar it two months in advance.

Plan now. Thank us later.

Get Prepped
Clean up, man. You’re in for something special. Our recommend: a new grooming shop called Three Seat Espresso. Snag a cut, trim or shave over some roasted beans, all for a very reasonable price. Then polish the look off with this VK Nagrani Oslo jacket.  

Get Hungry
From the team behind Three Kings Restaurant Group comes Italian-inspired resto Massoni, nestled in the Arlo Nomad Hotel. There’s all the makings for a dinner date, with a range of pastas that includes the easy-going (spaghetti marinara) as well as the more extravagant (malfalde with uni). Plus, plenty of pizza, NY strips and Italian reds to help lubricate the conversation.

Get Ready
Does this affair open in May, you ask? Yes. Do you need to get your tickets right now (as in, before you even finish this story)? Also yes. Because the impresarios behind Sleep No More and Queen of the Night have a new immersive experience brewing. Tickets are on sale now for Seeing You, a bold collab between Randy Weiner, Ryan Heffington and Cantora (Will Griggs and Nick Panama) featuring a non-traditional environmental storytelling affair. We’ll put it this way: Ryan Heffington has been described as “Martha Graham on meth.” As far as expectations go, think Louis Vuitton meets Rock and Roll Hall of Fame meets Hedwig and the Angry Inch. But seriously, it’s only a six-week run. So run, don’t dawdle.


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