Get the door. It’s your Christmas tree delivery.
The thought of a glowing Christmas tree, bedecked with ornaments and presents and surrounded by loving family, is enough to melt the frost on the most miserly Scrooge’s heart.
But schlepping that tree home sucks.
For Yuletide timber with none of the Yuletide hassle: NYC Trees, delivering (and installing) premium Christmas greenery, now taking orders.
NYC Trees peddles premium firs ranging in size from three-foot “tabletops” to ten-foot “King Frasers,” which are almost as large as Kelsey Grammer’s forehead.
Full-needled, luxuriously green and even more luxuriously delivered.
Just pick a date and a one-hour window, and NYC Trees’ timber technicians will arrive to set up your tree, replete with a water reservoir stand that only needs to be refilled once a week.
NYC Trees sources their trees from small local farms just outside Princeton, NJ, so they’re guaranteed fresh, healthy and with the added holiday cheer of being harvested sustainably.
It’s on you to harvest the presents.
Need some help in that department, Santa? Check out InsideHook’s Holiday Gift Guide.