This Smoker Is Probably Smarter Than Your Honors Student

How many racks of ribs can you eat? Because this'll fit 10.

January 17, 2017 9:00 am EST

It’s a classic story. Boy meets grill.

They fall in love and make perfectly cooked meat and live happily ever after.

But wait. What goes there to make this a sordid love triangle?

It’s the stainless-steel Smoker Cabinet from Kalamazoo Outdoor Gourmet — a freestanding beast packing three shelves with enough space to prep three whole briskets, nine racks of ribs or two large turkeys.

Handcrafted in the U.S. and topped in porcelain, the smoker can maintain a perfect smoking temperature for up to 16 hours when loaded up with seven pounds of charcoal while also featuring a computerized blower system to keep the insulated chamber perfectly regulated.

Smoker Cabinet (3 images)

Kalamazoo’s other outdoor kitchens feature weather-tight construction and rain gutters seamlessly integrated into their design and the Smoker Cabinet — all 42 inches of it — is no different.

“Dedicated craftspeople bend, weld, finish and assemble each product to the highest quality standards,” according to Kalamazoo. “Each outdoor kitchen is built-to-order, and we ship direct from our workshop in Michigan to the finest homes all over the world.”

If you want Kalamazoo to ship to you, place an order or find a showroom in your area.

Meet your guide

Evan Bleier

Evan Bleier

Evan is a senior editor with InsideHook who earned a master’s degree in journalism from NYU and has called Brooklyn home since 2006. A fan of Boston sports, Nashville hot chicken and Kentucky bourbon, Evan has had his work published in publications including “Maxim,” Bleacher Report and “The Daily Mail.”
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