Still waiting for the Coolest cooler of all time to arrive?
You’ll probably be waiting till hell freezes over. Instead, get this:
Designed to keep your suds chilled over any terrain Ma’ Nature can muster, the Trailmate Cooler from Igloo sits on rugged, oversized wheels that provide ground clearance of more than 10 inches and promise to never go flat.
It also features Marine-grade (and ergonomic) handles and rails, stainless screws, a storage pocket, multiples bottle openers and a butler tray with drink holders and serving space. Plus: tie-down loops, mounts for fishing rods and holders for beach umbrellas.
And most importantly, its 70-quart insulated body can keep ice fresh for up to four days — which you’ll need, considering it holds up to 112 oat sodas.
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The Trailmate is temporarily out of stock, but Amazon is still accepting orders and will deliver sans shipping charges once it becomes available.
Even with the delay, it’s bound to get here faster than that cursed Kickstarter jobby mentioned above.