Is it a Christmas gift? A music video? An instructional video on smoking cigarettes in the shower?
Just some good old-fashioned Kardashian self promotion?
All of the above; none of the above — Who cares? It's three minutes of social media savant and nascent supermodel Kylie Jenner writhing under a showerhead, as shot by fashion photographer and frequent Jenner collaborator Sasha Samsonova, who posted it to her Vimeo channel this weekend.
'Tis the season that keeps on giving.