The average Wall Street bonus last year was $164,000.
If you're one of these fortunate chaps, bully for you.
Do pick up the check.
Also, pick up this: How to Blow $164,000 (or More!), a pictorial guide to incredibly conspicuous consumption, available for viewing now.
Inside: absolutely nothing practical.
There’s the world’s most ridiculous bar cart, designed by the world’s most ridiculously good bartender.
There are personal jet packs.
Your own Banksy.
Even a private tour of motherf*****g space.
All that and much, much more.
It’s football season.
So call it bonus coverage.