You’re not supposed to covet thy neighbors’ houses, said The Almighty, but then his Jehovah-ness, well — He never lived in NYC.
That’s why there’s City Modern: a Caligulan orgy of house tours for your covetous pleasure, now offering tickets.
Hosted by Dwell Magazine, City Modern offers two days of self-guided tours through Manhattan and Brooklyn’s most haute’d-out homes.
Digs you’ll visit include:
The Fractal Pad
A TriBeCa loft inspired by Plato’s cave with electronic “faux windows.”
Flavor Paper Pad
A sprawling, fur-walled penthouse atop a 16,000 square-foot wallpaper factory.
The much ballyhooed four-story art den replete with mirrored stainless steel slide.
In short, stuff that has to be seen to be believed.