Hump Day

Fair warning, gents. Earmuffs, kids.

This is about sex.

Introducing the Hump! Festival Tour, a traveling carnival of amateur blue movies — with actual artistic value, we swear! — curated by Chi-city boy made-good (and noted sex columnist) Dan Savage.

Tickets are on sale now.

Hosted at the Music Box by the master of sex himself, the Hump! Tour is the first-ever roadshow of the amateur erotic film fest of the same name, which has been titillating Pacific Northwesterners since 2005.

On offer: 15 shorts of taking ol’ one-eye to the optometrist, each handpicked by Savage and at turns weird, kinky and hilarious.

As in: Romantic romps. A D&D orgy. A man who must save the world by travelling back in time to … do himself?

Oh, and some good ol’ sexy, straight sex.   

Here’s the NSFW teaser for your edification.

Happy Hump Day Friday.