Quit-Your-Day-Job Alert: Bachelor Party Testers Needed

The best gig to hit the Help Wanted section, well, ever

By The Editors
March 31, 2016 9:00 am

If you know how to count cards, drink a fish under the table and say “Make it rain” in six different languages, we have an application that might be of interest to you.

StagWeb, a company that plans deluxe bachelor party outings, has an opening for a “Stag Do Test Pilot” for the who will “live the party lifestyle” while they “test drive” new activities and nightlife events around the world before they get approved as potential options for clients. (“Stag do” is tea-sipper for “bachelor party” for the unfamiliar.)

The UK-based firm — which promises to provide a “stag party so epic Morgan Freeman could narrate it” — wants an applicant with serious partying credentials, a sense of adventure and a reasonable alcohol tolerance.

Check. Double-check. Triple-check.

The $24,600 per annum gig was still up for grabs at press time.

Send your cover letter and materials here with “Test Pilot” in the subject line.

Image via Warner Bros.

The InsideHook Newsletter.

News, advice and insights for the most interesting person in the room.