This Bahamas Adventure Yacht Will Ruin Watersports for You Forever

In the good way. The very good way.

November 30, 2018 9:00 am

You might remember way back in May when we compiled the seven best waterparks for adults

Each of them an aquatic adventure without clorine, sugared-up tots or urine to get in the way.

Recent developments, though, suggest a pretty significant omission. Enter, the LOON Luxury Motor Yacht.  

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The LOON is a 155 foot Christensen that comes with a cruising speed of 16 knots. Its six cabins can house 11 people, and the whole kits can transform into an all-out watersports paradise at the drop of a (proverbial) anchor. The list of toys on-ship is patently ridiculous: swimming pool with bunny pad, scuba gear, spear fishing equipment, SUP boards, kayaks, four Seadoo jetskis, a flyboard … and the crème de la crème, a 27-foot water slide.

You can rent a week on the yacht (located in the Bahamas) in either the winter or the summer. Expect to be a prune by the end of it, but a happy prune. For more information on booking, head here

All images from Loon


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