Hanky-Panky Strictly Forbidden at Brazil’s New Sex Theme Park

Good luck enforcing that one

May 4, 2016 9:00 am EDT

Taiwan’s got one.

South Korea, too.

And now Brazil is getting in on the action and opening a sex-themed amusement park of its own.

Located outside the city limits of Piracicaba, ErotikaLand will feature rides shaped like genitals, a sexy sculpture park, a snack bar serving aphrodisiac drinks and dishes, a “7-D” cinema with vibrating seats, a Ferris wheel and a sex playground with a nudist pool and waterslide (we’d recommend shower shoes).

Despite the theme of the adults-only playland, intercourse at the park will be prohibited and guests who are feeling amorous after coughing up $100 for a day of sexual stimulation will have to go elsewhere.

But it won’t be very far.

“This won’t be a place for nuns, but it’s not like we’re trying to recreate Sodom and Gomorrah,” says project backer Mauro Morata. “If attendees want to take things to another level, they can go to a nearby motel — which we will operate.”

If you want to check out some freaky park action before it opens in 2018, consider tuning into HBO’s Westworld adaptation when it premieres later this year.

All images via Soft Love / ErotikaLand

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