Why We Love Tim Duncan, the Most Boring Athlete of His Generation

You can’t spell The Big Fundamental without “Fun”

By Evan Bleier

 
Why We Love Tim Duncan, the Most Boring Athlete of His Generation
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11 July 2016

When Tim Duncan announced his retirement from the NBA on Monday, the internet — outside of San Antonians and Spurs fans — responded with a collective and uninspired “Oh."

The fanfare over the departure of the 19-year veteran and five-time champion was nowhere near the public outpouring of emotion that occasioned another five-time champ's (Kobe Bryant) announcement that the 2015-16 season would be his last.

While Duncan equaled or surpassed Bryant on the court by most measurable statistics, the Big Fundamental’s cachet away from the hardwood has never, and will never, approach the Black Mamba’s.

So why exactly is that?

In addition to being a 15-time All Star and two-time MVP, Timmy also happens to be the most boring athlete of his generation … and we have proof.

Here’s a little bit more about Old Man Riverwalk, courtesy of a delightfully preserved interview he gave when he was 27.

Before Duncan played basketball …  He was a competitive swimmer.

The U.S. Virgin Islands native’s middle name isTheodore.

His favorite television is showIs a tie. Martin and Seinfeld.

His favorite actor isKevin Spacey.

If could have any pet in the entire world, he’d go withA dog.

His favorite book is … Jurassic Park. (He really enjoyed it.)

His favorite Ice cream isGold medal ribbon flavor.

His favorite board game isMonopoly.

If he could have one wish granted, it would beGood health.

In his spare time, he likesTo relax and play video games. (“I spend lots of time online.”)

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