We can tell you two things about damn near every man in this country without even seeing his face or asking what his name is.
One, that he owns a grill, and no, you may not touch it.
Two, that he likes pizza. Because he's a human with functional taste buds.
This dual-truth has, in recent years, spawned a new trend:
The outdoor pizza oven. A favorite of DIY-ers everywhere (here's a tutorial if you're looking for your next home-improvement project), there are also plenty of plug-and-play options available for us hands-off types.
Here are seven of our favorites at a variety of styles, sizes and pricepoints.
KettlePizza Grill Insert | $140
Uuni 2 Pizza Oven | $299
Pizzeria Pronto | $299
Roccbox | $580
Alfa Forno Ciao Outdoor Pizza Oven | $1,985
Kalamazoo Outdoor Pizza Station | $15,000