Chrissy Teigen’s 'Sexy' New Workout Makes Us a Little Queasy

No, we don't want fries with that

By Kirk Miller

 
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16 December 2016

LOVE magazine’s model-a-day advent calendar is impossible not to click. We’ve enjoyed Bella Hadid, Emily Ratajkowski and assorted other beautiful women partake in playful, seasonal, scantily-clad fun (which occasionally gets weird).

But day 16 ... was a problem. 

Look, we have absolutely zero issue with Chrissy Teigen channeling an 80s workout video. Or enjoying a glass of white wine. Or eating fries and a hot dog.

Her combo of sexuality and food, though, is a bit stomach-churning.

Maybe because it reminds us of this:

Later in that episode, Jerry rightfully admonishes George: “I’ll tell you what you did, Caligula, you combined food and sex into one disgusting uncontrollable urge.”

Still, we have an appetite for the rest of LOVE’s calendar. The best of the past few years can be found here.

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