The Ultimate Bar Cabinet byTimothy Oulton and VeryFirstTo

You may not know Marian Beke, but we promise, you’ll like having him as a houseguest.

Beke is the award-winning bartender who comes with the Ultimate Bar Cabinet, a handcrafted home bar that will be serving up the world’s finest drinks and cigars for one weekend only.

Offered thanks to a partnership between British furniture company Timothy Oulton and luxury launches website VeryFirstTo.com, the speakeasy-inspired spirits dispenser comes stocked with treasures like The Glenlivet Winchester 50-year-old single malt, Cristal Gold Flacon Jeroboam bubbly and cigars like Partagás Gran Reserva Lusitanias and Romeo y Julieta Capuletos.

In addition to those delights, Beke will curate a custom menu of bespoke cocktails and teach master classes in mixology that involve the best homework ever. After all, the owner’s gonna have to know his way around this freaking behemoth once the weekend’s up and Beke leaves town.

The experience isn’t available anywhere else — and it also isn’t cheap, coming it at a cool $150k. If that’s a little more than you wanna spend for a two-night stand, Oulton is offering a smaller sideboard filled with Veuve Clicquot champagne free of charge via a contest on its website.

It’s the best contest of the week, bar none.

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Evan Bleier

Evan is a senior editor with InsideHook who earned a master’s degree in journalism from NYU and has called Brooklyn home since 2006. A fan of Boston sports, Nashville hot chicken and Kentucky bourbon, Evan has had his work published in publications including “Maxim,” Bleacher Report and “The Daily Mail.”