All the Bloody Marys. None of the Getting Out of Bed.

Everything you need for the perfect bloody, delivered

October 4, 2016 9:00 am

Making a Bloody Mary can be a tricky proposition. Not because it’s a difficult cocktail to make (even while hungover), but because the odds of you having all the necessary ingredients in hand in non-expired condition are low.

Luckily, there’s a fix for this cocktail conundrum, and it comes in a crate delivered to your door.

The Bloody Mary Crate contains everything you need to easily craft an artisanal breakfast drink. It’s the newest offering from Man Crates, a company that offers a variety of dude-themed gifts in crate form.

Inside: a six-pack of Clamato, three kinds of Demitri’s seasonings, pepperoni straws and bacon mix for coating the rim of your glass — along with a crowbar for opening purposes. All you need to add: booze and garnish. We recommend celery, carrots or an entire fried chicken.


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