Things that keep Chicago awake at night:
Tax hikes. Jay Cutler’s contract. Four a.m. bars (because of tax hikes).
One thing that’ll help us all sleep more soundly:
Snooz, the new smart, ultra-portable ambient noise machine promising the deepest of slumbers, now available for preorder.
Built and designed right here in Chicago, Snooz works simply:
It lives right on your bedstand, and utilizes a proprietary fan design to emit a meditative, almost monk-like “Om” that acts as a buffer between your REM cycle and disturbing background noise.
Calms your circadian rhythm. Helps you drown out brainpan racket. Allows you to focus on the zzzs.
Rotate the inner dial: that’s your volume.
Adjust the outer dial: that’s your tone.
You can also make these adjustments via your smartphone.
Best part: it’s portable. Perfect for hotels. Nurseries. Anywhere acoustic nuisance runs amok.