These Chicago-Made Washing Products Pass the Sniff Test

Oars + Alps is the best way to stay fresh post-workout

November 9, 2016 9:00 am EST

Men who go to the gym may look good — but they certainly don’t smell it.

Check the stench, young Hercules.

Here to give you a spot: Oars + Alps, a just-launched line of manly, made-in-Chicago washing products for active dudes with active sweat glands.

Because smelling like a gym bag? That’s no way to live.

Started by two local women in search for a skincare regime worthy of their husbands’ busy, on-the-go lifestyles, Oars + Alps offers more than just a clean smell: they also use no toxins, making for a much more natural clean than any other product offered on the market.

Notice we say “clean” smell. Not “woodsy” or “musky.” Nothing cloyingly “manly.” In other words: just a fresh, clean scent that’ll never turn into a deep funk.

It all starts with Oars + Alp’s solid face wash. Yes, you read that right: solid. That means spill-free. Ingredients include activated charcoal and cooling alpine caribou moss sourced from Northern Finland. Both additives fight aging; both absorb dirt and oil like none other. Finishing off the line are a two-in-one face moisturizer and eye cream and a natural deodorant.

You’ll wanna grab the full kit, throw it in your gym bag and forget about using anything else. Because truth is this is some of the best-smelling, most refreshing stuff we’ve ever used, and Oars + Alps ain’t done yet: keep an eye out for a daily shampoo sometime soon.

Now go forth and work yourself into a sweat.

Nota bene: It’s not only you. It’s your gear, too. Check out our favorite odor-fighting detergents for gym clothes.

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Michael Nolledo

Michael Nolledo

Michael Nolledo is the former Deputy Editor of InsideHook and the founding editor of the Chicago edition. He is now the Editorial Director of the Reference desk at Insider.
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