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“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” Great line; not always applicable.
While we can’t vouch for the next guy, fancy yachts might be nice to look at, but there are other, more practical times, where a smaller vessel will do.
But to the hell with ’em.
From unusual dinghies to canoes to superyachts, you’ve got choices — and we’re here to help. For your viewing pleasure, we bring you a sliding scale collection of summer watercrafts, presented by price.
Don’t forget a lifejacket.
Body Glove Dynamo iSUP | $1,000
Measuring in at almost 11 feet long, the inflatable Dynamo paddleboard can fit into a backpack (included) when it’s not in use and can be easily be carried with its pump and three-piece paddle. MORE INFO
Old Town Predator DL | $2,800
Equipped with a system that boasts a 10.3-to-1 gear ratio that allows its lone occupant to hit up to 5.5 MPH, the pedal-driven Predator was expertly designed with serious anglers in mind. MORE INFO
Louis Siguard Canoe | $4,000
As easy on the eyes as it its on the water, the 17-foot Louis Siguard Canoe has a body made from carbon fiber, Kevlar and fiberglass supported by cherry ribs. Form plus function? Yeah, that equals tons of floating fun. MORE INFO
The Nauti-Craft | $TBD
Capable of providing extreme comfort, control and stability at high speed thanks to a hydraulic system that separates its hulls from its deck, the Nauti-Craft concept can’t arrive soon enough. MORE INFO
Alpha Centurai | $150,000
Designed to be “the Lamborghini Miura of the seas,” the Alpha Centurai is powered by a 9.5-liter Chevy V8 engine that can boost it to 70 MPH. Also, we hear Batman is considering buying one. MORE INFO
Riva Aquarama Lamborghini Speedboat | Best Offer
Built to specs Ferrucio Lamborghini personally requested, Riva Aquarama Hull #278 has a pair of Lambo engines that let it hit 55 MPH. Despite being built 50 years ago, it’s Riva’s fastest boat. MORE INFO
The Quintessentially One | $311.5M
Essentially a floating millionaire’s club, the Quintessentially includes amenities like a spa, cigar storage room, underwater bar and wine cellar. Fear not, norms can get aboard for $2.5k a night. MORE INFO
BONUS: The CreekKooler | $180
A miniature boat for carrying the most important item that’s required for a successful boat trip — beer — the CreekKooler holds 30 cans along with 20 pounds of ice and proves hope floats. MORE INFO
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