In an effort to juice sales, a Swiss café is copying a number of establishments in Thailand by supplementing its menu with a new item … and it ain’t rice porridge.
The unnamed business in Geneva, where prostitution is legal, plans to start serving up lattes with a side of fellatio, according to the Le Matin newspaper.
The promotion, which was dreamt up in partnership with erotic services firm FaceGirl, will outfit customers at the “Fellatio Café” with an iPad upon which to browse the back-of-office listings while they sip their brew. Once you find someone you like, just point, click and, well, you know the drill.
Bradley Charvet of FaceGirl estimates the full package would cost about $65.
“In five or ten minutes, it’s all over,” Charvet told Le Matinsays. “Studies have shown that men were more efficient at work having been satisfied in the morning.”
The café also plans to serve pastries, sandwiches and other tasty treats. The café also plans to offer services for women when it opens at year’s end.
Your move, Starbucks.
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