Bruce Willis Turks Caicos estate
By Kirk Miller / April 8, 2019 9:00 am

You’ll die buy hard for this piece of beachfront real estate: A seven-acre island compound owned by Bruce Willis on Turks and Caicos Islands is currently for sale for $33 million, via Sotheby’s International Realty.

You’ll happily be the last man standing here — the beachfront estate, comprised of three homes spread over 35,000 square feet, has 11 bedrooms, 13 full bathrooms, 12 monkeys (in spirit) and … for some reason, just one partial bath.

But we have a sixth sense you’ll dig the amenities here, which include:

  • A master suite with his-and-hers closets walk-in closets and a wraparound terrace
  • A yoga pavilion
  • A children’s playground (complete with pirate ship)
  • A fleet of buggies

Bruce Willis Turks Caicos estate (5 images)

Owners also have access to the nearby COMO Shambhala Spa, ranked #1 in the world by Conde Nast Traveler. And it’s just a 90-minute flight from Miami or three hours from New York — a perfect early getaway before the mercury’s rising (or before any potential sieges, armaggedons or … um, Hart’s War. Running out of Willis puns here, people.)

If you wanna go the whole nine yards for your own personal Sin City, get more on the unbreakable deal here.  That’s where they’re … Hudson hawk-ing it.

Photos: Sotheby’s International Realty