Bahamas Watersports Adventure Yacht

You might remember way back in May when we compiled the seven best waterparks for adults.

Each of them an aquatic adventure without clorine, sugared-up tots or urine to get in the way.

Recent developments, though, suggest a pretty significant omission. Enter, the LOON Luxury Motor Yacht.

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The LOON is a 155 foot Christensen that comes with a cruising speed of 16 knots. Its six cabins can house 11 people, and the whole kits can transform into an all-out watersports paradise at the drop of a (proverbial) anchor. The list of toys on-ship is patently ridiculous: swimming pool with bunny pad, scuba gear, spear fishing equipment, SUP boards, kayaks, four Seadoo jetskis, a flyboard … and the crème de la crème, a 27-foot water slide.

You can rent a week on the yacht (located in the Bahamas) in either the winter or the summer. Expect to be a prune by the end of it, but a happy prune. For more information on booking, head here.

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All images from Loon

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Tanner Garrity

Tanner Garrity is a senior editor at InsideHook, where he’s covered wellness, travel, sports and pop culture since 2017. He also authors The Charge, InsideHook’s weekly wellness newsletter. Beyond the newsroom, he can usually be found running, skating, reading, writing fiction or playing tennis. He lives in Brooklyn.