Someone Finally Made Winter Gear Modeled After South Park

Screw you guys, we're going skiing

December 7, 2016 9:00 am

The orange hooded parka. The green trapper cap. Pom beanies.

Together, they represent perhaps the four most iconic pieces of winter gear of the last two decades.

And yet, they’re just now available for the first time.

Burton and South Park are teaming up on a new collection of socks, headwear and gloves inspired by the duds Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny wear on South Park.

In addition to those items, the collection features a quick-drying long-sleeved T-shirt that has Mr. Hankey, the lovable Christmas poop, poking his smiling face out of its breast pocket.

For those more interested in hitting the slopes than looking cool in the lodge, Burton also made a range of four different boards featuring Butters, Hankey, a stoned Towelie and a killed Kenny.

Pieces start at $25 (the boards are $500), and from the look of the Burton x South Park website, the collection will probably be sold out faster than the next release of Book of Mormon tickets.


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