So the other week we told you about a workshop series where you (and your partner, presumably) could learn the finer points of polyamory and BDSM.
Today, we bring you the venue to put those learnings into practice.
Introducing Killing Kittens, a UK sex club that advertises itself as an “Eyes Wide Shut Party” for the “sexual elite,” landing in NYC on March 14th, and now taking memberships.
Their tag line: “The British are coming.”
Helmed by a former schoolmate to Princess Kate, Killing Kittens was founded as a safe place for lithesome ladies to prowl.
The parties are thrown in swanky London flats, yachts harbored in St. Tropez and presumably wherever Silvio Berlusconi is living la dolce Viagra right now.
You’ll need to bring a lady you feel comfortable sharing, and who’s comfortable sharing you. You’re required to wear a suit and mask (they sell some).
Getting in requires membership. You’ll need debonair looks, Alfie-like joie de vivre and very good manners.
The number one rule: men don’t approach women.
After all, you don’t go to cats. They come to you.