The Best of #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots to Kick Off Your Weekend

E.T.: He was an illegal alien. We sent him home, end of story!

August 19, 2016 9:00 am

While other parts of him aren’t known for being very large, no one has ever disputed the size of Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s big mouth — the dude does not mince words.

For that reason — and because it’s funny — the interwebs decided it would be a good idea to start doing brisk movie plot explainers as Trump and that’s how #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots was born.

For example, this is a #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots review of Jurassic Park: “The park? Poorly run, folks. In my park the dinosaurs would be bigger. I mean YUGE. Make Goldblum great again”

Get it? Got it. Good. The internet will be taking it from here.

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