Scientists Are 99.9999% Sure Humans Caused Climate Change

Despite climate deniers, scientists are 99.9999% certain that gas-guzzling, plastic-loving humans are the cause of our current climate change crisis.

According to new research, scientists at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California say that there’s a one in a million chance that climate change was caused by anything other than the fossil-fuel abusing human species.

“The narrative out there that scientists don’t know the cause of climate change is wrong,” the study’s lead scientist said.

Thanks to climate data reaching a “gold standard” of evidence, the first two times in 2005 and the third in 2016, scientists can say for certain that our actions are having a negative impact on the planet and caused climate change.

The study used the three largest satellite data sets available used by climate scientists to confirm humanity was at fault for the warming of the planet.

“Humanity cannot afford to ignore such clear signals,” the study explained. The gold standard of scientific evidence is nothing to take lightly.