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CCBW’s 5 best events, and the beers to drink there

May 13, 2015 9:00 am EDT

May’s most important annual tradition — Chicago Craft Beer Week — jumps off tomorrow. On tap: 10 glorious days of special releases and rare brews from the country’s finest brewmasters. Below: CCBW’s five best events, the best beers to try at each, and how to regard said beers like a pro. Also: we’ve got two tickets to Goose Island’s sold-out Sunday Funday. Details below.

1. Beer Under Glass
What: The official CCBW kick-off event at the Garfield Park Conservatory. Tickets, surprisingly, are still available.
Drink This: With 75+ breweries, you will not want for choices. Pay our favorite local up-and-comers a visit first: Destihl (get a Here Gose Nothin’) and Middle Brow (they’re tapping a Moscow Mule Kombucha Beer).
Say This: “BUG,” proper acronym. Never “Beer Under Glass.”
Don’t Say This: “BUG’s gotten too popular. It’s nothing like it was back in 2009.”

2. Goose Island’s Sunday Funday
What: An inter-brewery dodgeball tournament at Goose Island’s new barrelhouse. This one’s sold out, but we have a pair of tickets to give away. Two ways to win: A) Retweet this tweet or B) @mention a friend on this Instagram post.
Drink This: A tequila barrel-aged saison with chayote pear and lime. Also: all the 2014 Bourbon County varieties.
Say This: “Have you visited the Fulton Market taproom and done the tour yet?” It just opened.
Don’t Say This: “Chayote.” Don’t even try it.

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3. Half Acre Galactic Double Daisy Cutter IPA Release
What: A release party. A special variant of Half Acre’s popular Double Daisy Cutter. Sixteen-oz. pours to try. Large format bottles for sale. Limit four per boozehound.
Drink This: See above.
Say This: “Tropical fruit juice.” Also: “This is one of Half Acre’s best beers.”
Don’t Say This: “Why do people wait in line for beer?” Because if you don’t know by now, you probably shouldn’t be here.

4. DryHop Double Collab Release Night
What: Two DryHop collabs, one night. With two of your correspondent’s favorites: Pipeworks Brewery and Gary, Indiana’s 18th Street Brewery.
Drink This: Kettle Sour with kiwi and lemon balm
Say This: “This be my go-to summer brew.”
Don’t Say This: “Isn’t Gary … like … dangerous?” or “This would be so much better barrel-aged.”

5. Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley
What: A rolling fête brought to you by Greenbush Brewery. Stops include The Dawson, Lone Wolf, Sportsman’s Club and one mystery location.
Drink This: Mr. Hyde, a coffee cream stout in collab with SmallBar
Say This: “RIP SmallBar Division.”
Don’t Say This: “Oh, you know Greenbush? What’s your mug club number? Mine’s 10.”

Happy sudsing.

Main Photo: Allagash Brewing

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Michael Nolledo

Michael Nolledo

Michael Nolledo is the former Deputy Editor of InsideHook and the founding editor of the Chicago edition. He is now the Editorial Director of the Reference desk at Insider.
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