Yep, Sexy Halloween Costumes Are Still Repulsive

Do we really need sexy poop emoji? No, we do not.

September 30, 2016 9:00 am

Ah, “sexy” Halloween costumes.

The last refuge for the lazy. 

Of course I’m fine with scantily-clad women on Halloween … if the context is right. (As Brian Fantana said in Anchorman, “Don’t get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines.”) But taking a popular occupation/celebrity/meme and adding “sexy” before it doesn’t score you points for creativity.

Last night, Twitter was having some fun with terribly unncessary sexy getups. The highlights:

Sexy poop emoji.

Sexy Harambe.

Sexy Trump (dear God, why?).

And sexy Bob Ross painting.

You can find more terrible ideas here, like sexy corn and sexy Patrick from SpongeBob Squarepants.

And here’s a few stores that go sexy for Halloween, if you want to uncreatively ogle: Yandy, Halloween Express, 3 Wishes, AMI Clubwear and, for do-it-yourself types, 63 insanely cheap DIY sexy Halloween costumes.

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