Batman Gotham Golf Cart from Dark Knight Tumbler Vehicle

Our society is a weird place, full of contradictions, social taboos and unspoken rules of behavior.

For example, if you arrived at a business outing on the golf course wearing a replica Batman suit from The Dark Knight, you’d be risking a demotion, if not full termination.

However, if you were to show up to that same outing driving a replica golf cart of the Tumbler vehicle Gotham’s hero drove in the film, you’d be given a handshake, maybe even a promotion.

Well, in service of climbing the ladder: cloaked in black alloy, the 1,400-pound Gotham Golfcart cruises on a six-pack of course-ready tires that are powered by a six-HP electric go-kart motor that can boost the vehicle to decidedly non-threatening 38 MPH.

With space for multiple bags above the replica afterburner, the batted-out ride has extra touches like a four-link rear suspension, adjustable leather seats and a lighting system.

Priced at $28,500, Hammacher Schlemmer asks that interested parties call 1-800-227-3528 but does warn that “special conditions and guarantee limitations apply to this product.”

Probably just not insured against the Joker. Might want to ask your agent about that.

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Evan is a senior editor with InsideHook who earned a master’s degree in journalism from NYU and has called Brooklyn home since 2006. A fan of Boston sports, Nashville hot chicken and Kentucky bourbon, Evan has had his work published in publications including “Maxim,” Bleacher Report and “The Daily Mail.”