Bowl Lotta Love

January 21, 2014 9:00 am EST

Well, it’s been decided. The Broncos and Seahawks are New York-bound, bringing with them all the attendant bedlam of Super Bowl weekend.

In this case, said bedlam could include you partying with Bobby De Niro, John Legend and Petra Nemcova.

Get your tickets now for the first ever Super Bowl blowout at Cipriani, organized by our obsessively toned friends at Shape and Men’s Fitness and now offering limited tickets for InsideHook readers.

Hosted by De Niro and Spike Lee, the bash kicks off the Friday before the big game and includes a four-course dinner with chilled lobster and wagyu steak, all the craft cocktails your liver desires and a performance by Mary J. Blige.

Oh, and Marc Anthony. And John Legend (here’s hoping he brings the nude models).

Comedy Central roastmaster Jeff Ross will preside over the festivities, which also include a Movado watch auction and a fashion show featuring Petra Nemcova (yowza) and a gaggle of supermodels strutting the catwalk in skintight activewear.

Long story short: it ain’t gonna suck.

And while tickets are typically $2,500 a pop, InsideHook’s got a line on a limited number with a cool grand shaved off the price.

Small price to pay for sharing De Niro’s betting tips come Sunday.

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