But what about his chances in a ring with a sweaty, super-strong sumo wrestler? Brady got a try that out on a recent trip to Japan. It went about as well as you would expect.
The kid sitting next to him? His son, whom he feeds the Tom Brady Diet to. In what we can only gather is revenge for subjecting him to said diet, Brady fought Brady in the ring. (Sadly, there is no video footage of that.)
Watch the video above.