Lenny Dykstra Channels Taylor Swift in Twitter Rant Following Arrest

Dykstra was charged with making terroristic threats and multiple drug offenses.

This mugshot distributed by the Linden Police Department shows Lenny Dykstra. (Linden Police Department)
This mugshot distributed by the Linden Police Department shows Lenny Dykstra. (Linden Police Department)

Following an arrest for allegedly assaulting an Uber driver early Wednesday morning during which cocaine, marijuana and ecstasy were recovered, ex MLBer Lenny Dykstra went where everyone goes in 2018: Twitter.

During an epic rant that began on Wednesday afternoon and is, as of this writing still going, Dykstra quoted Taylor Swift, Bobby Brown and Kelly Clarkson as well as retweeted words of advice, encouragement and pretty much anything else you could think of.

Before he erases it all, let’s take a look:

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