I used to date a woman who got off watching The Tudors. It was her porn.
So I started watching it with her. For three seasons we did this. And now I can’t see an embroidered cuff without raising an eyebrow.
TMI? Well now it’s your turn. Introducing the 2014 InsideHook Men's Sex Survey. Have a gander.
Takes two minutes. You tell us about your Tantric Yab-Yum, we give you the chance to win a $100 AmEx gift card.
And then we’ll publish the results (anonymized, so very, very anonymized) in a piece we’re calling Sex and the American Man.
After all, whether you’re married or not, we live in a time of sexual frankness, curiosity and plenitude.
We have apps that give us access to Caligulan generosities.
We have TV shows that reveal more than Dennis Franz’s backside (remember that?).
Hell, you can take a short walk to Starbucks while reading your iPhone and come back remarkably well-informed about everything from Mary Cheney’s lifestyle choices to whether it’s ok to like a finger up your ass.
So let’s talk about it. Let’s talk about sex.
Take the survey.
P.S. Apropos of sex, Valentine’s Day is coming. If your woman expects it, now is the time to get reservations. If you don’t know if she likes V-Day, we have a tip: ask her. Or wait for our guide coming next week.