Paradise Lost

Kokomo Ailand, a private mobile resort, has arrived

By The Editors
September 24, 2015 9:00 am EDT

A guy like you needs a place to kick his feet up.

Should that place be a private island/yacht hybrid? Not necessarily. But at least now you’ve got the option.

A new concept from Migaloo — makers of equally ludicrous submarine yachts — Kokomo Ailand is a fully customizable luxury vessel with all the amenities a supervillain billionaire could ask for.

Blueprints include a sky-high penthouse accessed by two private elevators, beach gym, “jungle deck” with pool, waterfall and a glass-bottomed sea-level jacuzzi. Also: balconies galore and an infinity pool to take in the views no matter where you are.

Oh, and a shark-feeding station. No word yet on whether they’ve got frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads, however.

Take a peek at the video below, and visit Migaloo for more ogle-worthy photos.

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